Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

Nice hair dudes !

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

Don’t cry Billy.

I’m rather proud of this one

Moss!! Moss!!

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

Click to read properly

Rush Hour

I like the way this one turned out.

Useful to know where they keep it

The first picture I ever took for 1537

Some famous clock thing

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 09a

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

Replicas vs. Replicants

Daytime Pyro

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

I like this one

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

I like the way this one turned out

All for £2.50

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

Still life, with tissues

Possibly a metaphor type thing

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

It’s mine, all mine

It really was that blue waiting for them

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

All kneel and worship!

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 07

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

Easter cake, made by me.

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

I’m quite proud of this one

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

Rural Virginia, yesterday

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

I’m very proud of this one

I’m inordinately proud of this one

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

Mmm, conceptual

Wife, daughter and dog

Paul’s bedroom

You look so super

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

Love cities at night – spot Floyd LP cover reference, somewhere to the right of mon famille.

She’s got …

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

Time for our William Tell act

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

I love how this one turned out!

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

It doesn’t get any better than this!

Saturday night chez-1537

Roll Up !!

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

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