Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

Paul’s bedroom

I love how this one turned out!

Daytime Pyro

I’m inordinately proud of this one

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

Possibly a metaphor type thing

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

It doesn’t get any better than this!

I like the way this one turned out.

I like the way this one turned out

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

Rush Hour

Saturday night chez-1537

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

All kneel and worship!

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

Some famous clock thing

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

Useful to know where they keep it

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

She’s got …

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

I’m rather proud of this one

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 09a

Mmm, conceptual

Still life, with tissues

Nice hair dudes !

I’m quite proud of this one

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

It really was that blue waiting for them

All for £2.50

Click to read properly

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

Don’t cry Billy.

I like this one

You look so super

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

Love cities at night – spot Floyd LP cover reference, somewhere to the right of mon famille.

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

Rural Virginia, yesterday

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

Replicas vs. Replicants

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

Easter cake, made by me.

Moss!! Moss!!

Time for our William Tell act

The first picture I ever took for 1537

Roll Up !!

Wife, daughter and dog

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

It’s mine, all mine

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 07

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

I’m very proud of this one

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