Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

Time for our William Tell act

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

I love how this one turned out!

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

I like this one

Roll Up !!

I like the way this one turned out.

Still life, with tissues

Paul’s bedroom

You look so super

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

The first picture I ever took for 1537

Moss!! Moss!!

I’m rather proud of this one

Daytime Pyro

All kneel and worship!

Saturday night chez-1537

She’s got …

Rush Hour

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

My shed’s on fire with rock and roll!

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

It doesn’t get any better than this!

Jessica Curry Everybodys Gone To The Rapture 01

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

All for £2.50

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 07

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

Replicas vs. Replicants

Don’t cry Billy.

Some famous clock thing

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

Useful to know where they keep it

I like the way this one turned out

I’m quite proud of this one

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

It really was that blue waiting for them

Rural Virginia, yesterday

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 09a

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

I’m very proud of this one

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

Mmm, conceptual

Easter cake, made by me.

Nice hair dudes !

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

Possibly a metaphor type thing

I’m inordinately proud of this one

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

Click to read properly

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

It’s mine, all mine

Note: Obligatory beard

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

Wife, daughter and dog

Love cities at night – spot Floyd LP cover reference, somewhere to the right of mon famille.

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

Culture, Monster Magnet, Music, Record collecting, Stoner rock, Vinyl

Pan-Dimensional Amazonian Druganauts

Get in your car, start it up and drive straight into a fucking brick wall … Not motoring advice likely … Continue reading Pan-Dimensional Amazonian Druganauts

Atomic Bitchwax, Monster Magnet, Record collecting, Stoner rock

Stoner Boner Nacht Musik

Chicks, greasy long hair, bongs, the entire cosmos, bright red custom cars, killer robots and the sheer awesomeness of a guitar … Continue reading Stoner Boner Nacht Musik

Heavy Metal, Monster Magnet, Space Rock, Stoner rock

I Talk To Planets Baby

My love affair with Monster Magnet began when I saw them as part of Metallica’s Big Day Out in 1998, … Continue reading I Talk To Planets Baby