Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

Still life, with tissues

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

Useful to know where they keep it

Roll Up !!

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

I like the way this one turned out.

Possibly a metaphor type thing

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

Don’t cry Billy.

I like the way this one turned out

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

All kneel and worship!

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

Rush Hour

I’m quite proud of this one

I’m rather proud of this one

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

She’s got …

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

I’m very proud of this one

Moss!! Moss!!

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

All for £2.50

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

Time for our William Tell act

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

Christmas lights seem to have turned the fireplace in my front room into a terrifying pagan altar – maybe that’s the true meaning of Christmas?

Wife, daughter and dog

Gotta dig that Tuscan geometry. San Gimignano.

You look so super

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

Rural Virginia, yesterday

Click to read properly

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

Mmm, conceptual

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

Daytime Pyro

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

It really was that blue waiting for them

Saturday night chez-1537

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

I love how this one turned out!

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

It doesn’t get any better than this!

I’m inordinately proud of this one

So shiny and difficult to photograph, i took matters into my own hands and made my own – using my awesome creative skillz! I have to say that is the best drawing I have ever done of John Wetton.

It’s mine, all mine

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

I like this one

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

Some famous clock thing

Replicas vs. Replicants

The first picture I ever took for 1537

Easter cake, made by me.

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