Replicas vs. Replicants

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

Roll Up !!

I like the way this one turned out.

I’m very proud of this one

Easter cake, made by me.

Useful to know where they keep it

Possibly a metaphor type thing

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

I’m inordinately proud of this one

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

Daytime Pyro

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

It really was that blue waiting for them

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

You look so super

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

Rush Hour

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

Still life, with tissues

It doesn’t get any better than this!

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

Mmm, conceptual

I like the way this one turned out

I like this one

Paul’s bedroom

Wife, daughter and dog

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

The first picture I ever took for 1537

It’s mine, all mine

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

All kneel and worship!

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

Time for our William Tell act

Don’t cry Billy.

Rural Virginia, yesterday

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

Click to read properly

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 09a

All for £2.50

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 07

Nice hair dudes !

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

Saturday night chez-1537

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

Love cities at night – spot Floyd LP cover reference, somewhere to the right of mon famille.

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

I’m quite proud of this one

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

Some famous clock thing

She’s got …

Moss!! Moss!!

I love how this one turned out!

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

I’m rather proud of this one

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

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