It doesn’t get any better than this!

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

Moss!! Moss!!

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

I’m quite proud of this one

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

I like the way this one turned out.

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

You look so super

I like this one

I like the way this one turned out

Mmm, conceptual

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

I’m very proud of this one

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

Rush Hour

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

Rural Virginia, yesterday

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

Don’t cry Billy.

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

I’m rather proud of this one

Daytime Pyro

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

Gotta dig that Tuscan geometry. San Gimignano.

Useful to know where they keep it

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

Christmas lights seem to have turned the fireplace in my front room into a terrifying pagan altar – maybe that’s the true meaning of Christmas?

Easter cake, made by me.

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

Still life, with tissues

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

I love how this one turned out!

All for £2.50

Wife, daughter and dog

I’m inordinately proud of this one

She’s got …

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

Possibly a metaphor type thing

The first picture I ever took for 1537

Click to read properly

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

It really was that blue waiting for them

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

It’s mine, all mine

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

All kneel and worship!

Saturday night chez-1537

Replicas vs. Replicants

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

Time for our William Tell act

So shiny and difficult to photograph, i took matters into my own hands and made my own – using my awesome creative skillz! I have to say that is the best drawing I have ever done of John Wetton.

Some famous clock thing

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

Roll Up !!

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

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