Roll Up !!

Nice hair dudes !

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

Love cities at night – spot Floyd LP cover reference, somewhere to the right of mon famille.

Don’t cry Billy.

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

Time for our William Tell act

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 09a

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

I’m inordinately proud of this one

It’s mine, all mine

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

Mmm, conceptual

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

I love how this one turned out!

I’m quite proud of this one

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

Possibly a metaphor type thing

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

She’s got …

My shed’s on fire with rock and roll!

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

Saturday night chez-1537

You look so super

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 07

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

I like the way this one turned out.

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

I like this one

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

I’m very proud of this one

Moss!! Moss!!

The first picture I ever took for 1537

It really was that blue waiting for them

Click to read properly

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

I like the way this one turned out

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

Replicas vs. Replicants

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

All for £2.50

I’m rather proud of this one

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

Rural Virginia, yesterday

Still life, with tissues

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

Paul’s bedroom

Note: Obligatory beard

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

Jessica Curry Everybodys Gone To The Rapture 01

All kneel and worship!

Some famous clock thing

It doesn’t get any better than this!

Rush Hour

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

Wife, daughter and dog

Daytime Pyro

Useful to know where they keep it

Easter cake, made by me.

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

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