Daytime Pyro

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

Love cities at night – spot Floyd LP cover reference, somewhere to the right of mon famille.

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

Rural Virginia, yesterday

Paul’s bedroom

I’m inordinately proud of this one

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

All for £2.50

The first picture I ever took for 1537

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

Time for our William Tell act

It’s mine, all mine

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

Moss!! Moss!!

Mmm, conceptual

Still life, with tissues

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

Replicas vs. Replicants

Click to read properly

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

Easter cake, made by me.

I’m rather proud of this one

She’s got …

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

Saturday night chez-1537

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

I’m quite proud of this one

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

Rush Hour

I like the way this one turned out.

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

Wife, daughter and dog

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

All kneel and worship!

I like the way this one turned out

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

I like this one

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 07

I’m very proud of this one

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

Don’t cry Billy.

Useful to know where they keep it

Possibly a metaphor type thing

Roll Up !!

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

You look so super

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 09a

I love how this one turned out!

It really was that blue waiting for them

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

It doesn’t get any better than this!

Nice hair dudes !

Some famous clock thing

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

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