Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

All for £2.50

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

She’s got …

I like this one

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

Useful to know where they keep it

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

Replicas vs. Replicants

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

Easter cake, made by me.

Roll Up !!

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

Possibly a metaphor type thing

I like the way this one turned out.

Time for our William Tell act

You look so super

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

Christmas lights seem to have turned the fireplace in my front room into a terrifying pagan altar – maybe that’s the true meaning of Christmas?

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

Gotta dig that Tuscan geometry. San Gimignano.

Rural Virginia, yesterday

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

I’m quite proud of this one

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

Still life, with tissues

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

I love how this one turned out!

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

I’m rather proud of this one

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

I like the way this one turned out

Click to read properly

Some famous clock thing

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

Wife, daughter and dog

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

Rush Hour

It really was that blue waiting for them

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

Mmm, conceptual

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

Saturday night chez-1537

The first picture I ever took for 1537

I’m very proud of this one

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

So shiny and difficult to photograph, i took matters into my own hands and made my own – using my awesome creative skillz! I have to say that is the best drawing I have ever done of John Wetton.

Moss!! Moss!!

It doesn’t get any better than this!

All kneel and worship!

It’s mine, all mine

Daytime Pyro

Don’t cry Billy.

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

I’m inordinately proud of this one

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

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1537 vs. 2017

In which our hero nails down the lid on 2017. Continue reading 1537 vs. 2017

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