It doesn’t get any better than this!

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

Some famous clock thing

Wife, daughter and dog

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

All kneel and worship!

Nice hair dudes !

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

I like this one

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

Rural Virginia, yesterday

Easter cake, made by me.

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

Mmm, conceptual

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

All for £2.50

Click to read properly

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

The first picture I ever took for 1537

I love how this one turned out!

I’m inordinately proud of this one

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

She’s got …

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 07

Daytime Pyro

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

I like the way this one turned out.

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

Useful to know where they keep it

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

I’m quite proud of this one

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

Time for our William Tell act

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

Moss!! Moss!!

Don’t cry Billy.

Replicas vs. Replicants

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

Love cities at night – spot Floyd LP cover reference, somewhere to the right of mon famille.

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 09a

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

Roll Up !!

It really was that blue waiting for them

Still life, with tissues

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

I’m rather proud of this one

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

I’m very proud of this one

Rush Hour

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

You look so super

I like the way this one turned out

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

Paul’s bedroom

Saturday night chez-1537

Possibly a metaphor type thing

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

It’s mine, all mine

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