Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 07

Roll Up !!

Easter cake, made by me.

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

I like the way this one turned out.

It really was that blue waiting for them

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

I’m rather proud of this one

I like the way this one turned out

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

I’m very proud of this one

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

Moss!! Moss!!

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

It’s mine, all mine

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

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I love how this one turned out!

Wife, daughter and dog

Still life, with tissues

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

All kneel and worship!

I like this one

Nice hair dudes !

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

Rural Virginia, yesterday

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

You look so super

Useful to know where they keep it

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

Jessica Curry Everybodys Gone To The Rapture 01

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

Saturday night chez-1537

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

Daytime Pyro

She’s got …

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

My shed’s on fire with rock and roll!

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

Some famous clock thing

Rush Hour

The first picture I ever took for 1537

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

Mmm, conceptual

All for £2.50

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

Time for our William Tell act

Note: Obligatory beard

Replicas vs. Replicants

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 09a

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

Love cities at night – spot Floyd LP cover reference, somewhere to the right of mon famille.

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

Possibly a metaphor type thing

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

It doesn’t get any better than this!

I’m inordinately proud of this one

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

I’m quite proud of this one

Paul’s bedroom

Don’t cry Billy.

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

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