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…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

Possibly a metaphor type thing

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

Love cities at night – spot Floyd LP cover reference, somewhere to the right of mon famille.

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

Daytime Pyro

I like the way this one turned out.

Useful to know where they keep it

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 07

It’s mine, all mine

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

Easter cake, made by me.

The first picture I ever took for 1537

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

Nice hair dudes !

Mmm, conceptual

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

I’m inordinately proud of this one

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

All for £2.50

I like the way this one turned out

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

Replicas vs. Replicants

Some famous clock thing

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

You look so super

Saturday night chez-1537

I’m very proud of this one

Time for our William Tell act

Wife, daughter and dog

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

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Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

Still life, with tissues

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

Rural Virginia, yesterday

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

She’s got …

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

Roll Up !!

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

Paul’s bedroom

I’m rather proud of this one

It doesn’t get any better than this!

Don’t cry Billy.

I like this one

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

I’m quite proud of this one

It really was that blue waiting for them

Rush Hour

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

I love how this one turned out!

All kneel and worship!

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

Moss!! Moss!!

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

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