Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

Mmm, conceptual

Rush Hour

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

I like the way this one turned out

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

I’m rather proud of this one

I’m very proud of this one

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

Love cities at night – spot Floyd LP cover reference, somewhere to the right of mon famille.

Click to read properly

Easter cake, made by me.

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

Paul’s bedroom

I like the way this one turned out.

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

She’s got …

Possibly a metaphor type thing

Replicas vs. Replicants

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

Roll Up !!

Some famous clock thing

Useful to know where they keep it

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

I’m inordinately proud of this one

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

It’s mine, all mine

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

Rural Virginia, yesterday

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

Saturday night chez-1537

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

Nice hair dudes !

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

Daytime Pyro

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

Still life, with tissues

I love how this one turned out!

It really was that blue waiting for them

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

It doesn’t get any better than this!

Wife, daughter and dog

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 07

You look so super

I’m quite proud of this one

Moss!! Moss!!

The first picture I ever took for 1537

I like this one

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 09a

All for £2.50

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

Don’t cry Billy.

Time for our William Tell act

All kneel and worship!

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