Some famous clock thing

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

I’m rather proud of this one

Nice hair dudes !

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

Possibly a metaphor type thing

Rural Virginia, yesterday

I like the way this one turned out.

Jessica Curry Everybodys Gone To The Rapture 01

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

She’s got …

Don’t cry Billy.

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

Still life, with tissues

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

It really was that blue waiting for them

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

Paul’s bedroom

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

I’m inordinately proud of this one

Rush Hour

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

Saturday night chez-1537

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

I love how this one turned out!

Wife, daughter and dog

I’m quite proud of this one

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

All kneel and worship!

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 07

Time for our William Tell act

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

The first picture I ever took for 1537

My shed’s on fire with rock and roll!

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

Replicas vs. Replicants

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

Click to read properly

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

Moss!! Moss!!

Mmm, conceptual

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

Roll Up !!

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

It’s mine, all mine

Love cities at night – spot Floyd LP cover reference, somewhere to the right of mon famille.

I’m very proud of this one

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 09a

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

I like the way this one turned out

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

Daytime Pyro

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

Note: Obligatory beard

Useful to know where they keep it

Easter cake, made by me.

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

It doesn’t get any better than this!

All for £2.50

You look so super

I like this one

Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds, Record collecting

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Where the Wild Roses Grow

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Sick Aid

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