Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

Time for our William Tell act

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

All for £2.50

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

Possibly a metaphor type thing

Wife, daughter and dog

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

You look so super

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 07

Paul’s bedroom

Note: Obligatory beard

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

Rush Hour

All kneel and worship!

Love cities at night – spot Floyd LP cover reference, somewhere to the right of mon famille.

It doesn’t get any better than this!

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

Easter cake, made by me.

Some famous clock thing

Click to read properly

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

Still life, with tissues

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

Replicas vs. Replicants

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

I like the way this one turned out.

It’s mine, all mine

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

I’m very proud of this one

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

Moss!! Moss!!

Nice hair dudes !

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

I like this one

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 09a

I’m rather proud of this one

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

It really was that blue waiting for them

I’m inordinately proud of this one

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

Rural Virginia, yesterday

My shed’s on fire with rock and roll!

Useful to know where they keep it

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

I’m quite proud of this one

The first picture I ever took for 1537

Mmm, conceptual

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

She’s got …

Roll Up !!

Saturday night chez-1537

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

Daytime Pyro

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

I like the way this one turned out

Jessica Curry Everybodys Gone To The Rapture 01

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

I love how this one turned out!

Don’t cry Billy.

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