Rural Virginia, yesterday

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

I’m very proud of this one

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

Time for our William Tell act

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

Nice hair dudes !

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

Mmm, conceptual

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

Paul’s bedroom

Wife, daughter and dog

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

Some famous clock thing

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

The first picture I ever took for 1537

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

Moss!! Moss!!

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

I like the way this one turned out

Daytime Pyro

Rush Hour

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

It doesn’t get any better than this!

Possibly a metaphor type thing

You look so super

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

Easter cake, made by me.

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 09a

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 07

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

All kneel and worship!

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

Don’t cry Billy.

She’s got …

I like the way this one turned out.

All for £2.50

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

Saturday night chez-1537

I’m quite proud of this one

Still life, with tissues

I’m inordinately proud of this one

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

It really was that blue waiting for them

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

I like this one

I love how this one turned out!

Roll Up !!

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

Replicas vs. Replicants

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

Click to read properly

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

I’m rather proud of this one

It’s mine, all mine

Love cities at night – spot Floyd LP cover reference, somewhere to the right of mon famille.

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

Useful to know where they keep it

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