Useful to know where they keep it

I like the way this one turned out

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

Rural Virginia, yesterday

Paul’s bedroom

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

It’s mine, all mine

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

Rush Hour

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

I’m inordinately proud of this one

I love how this one turned out!

I’m rather proud of this one

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 07

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 09a

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

Some famous clock thing

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

She’s got …

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

Note: Obligatory beard

Mmm, conceptual

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

Nice hair dudes !

All kneel and worship!

Roll Up !!

Don’t cry Billy.

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

Easter cake, made by me.

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

Replicas vs. Replicants

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

It doesn’t get any better than this!

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

Still life, with tissues

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

You look so super

Time for our William Tell act

I like this one

Saturday night chez-1537

I like the way this one turned out.

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

Daytime Pyro

All for £2.50

I’m very proud of this one

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

Love cities at night – spot Floyd LP cover reference, somewhere to the right of mon famille.

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

It really was that blue waiting for them

Jessica Curry Everybodys Gone To The Rapture 01

Possibly a metaphor type thing

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

I’m quite proud of this one

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

Click to read properly

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

Moss!! Moss!!

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

Wife, daughter and dog

The first picture I ever took for 1537

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

My shed’s on fire with rock and roll!

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

Culture, D'Molls, Glam Rock, Hard Rock, Record collecting, Vinyl

D’ire

D’ire, D’abominable, D’abysmal – this is all too D’easy. Bought in 1991, when I was old enough to know better … Continue reading D’ire