Paul’s bedroom

Rural Virginia, yesterday

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Don’t cry Billy.

Saturday night chez-1537

I’m rather proud of this one

You look so super

I’m quite proud of this one

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

It really was that blue waiting for them

I’m very proud of this one

Still life, with tissues

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

She’s got …

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

Mmm, conceptual

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

I like this one

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

Moss!! Moss!!

It doesn’t get any better than this!

Daytime Pyro

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

Roll Up !!

Time for our William Tell act

Replicas vs. Replicants

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

Some famous clock thing

It’s mine, all mine

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

I’m inordinately proud of this one

I like the way this one turned out.

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

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This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

Possibly a metaphor type thing

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

Wife, daughter and dog

Easter cake, made by me.

All for £2.50

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

The first picture I ever took for 1537

Useful to know where they keep it

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

I like the way this one turned out

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

Click to read properly

I love how this one turned out!

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

Rush Hour

All kneel and worship!

Love cities at night – spot Floyd LP cover reference, somewhere to the right of mon famille.

Nice hair dudes !

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