It doesn’t get any better than this!

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

I’m rather proud of this one

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

I’m very proud of this one

I’m quite proud of this one

It’s mine, all mine

Some famous clock thing

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

Daytime Pyro

All for £2.50

Saturday night chez-1537

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

Rural Virginia, yesterday

Still life, with tissues

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

Click to read properly

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

Moss!! Moss!!

I like this one

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

The first picture I ever took for 1537

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

Replicas vs. Replicants

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

Mmm, conceptual

Time for our William Tell act

Christmas lights seem to have turned the fireplace in my front room into a terrifying pagan altar – maybe that’s the true meaning of Christmas?

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

Roll Up !!

It really was that blue waiting for them

You look so super

Wife, daughter and dog

Easter cake, made by me.

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

Possibly a metaphor type thing

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

Gotta dig that Tuscan geometry. San Gimignano.

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

I’m inordinately proud of this one

All kneel and worship!

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

Rush Hour

She’s got …

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

I like the way this one turned out.

So shiny and difficult to photograph, i took matters into my own hands and made my own – using my awesome creative skillz! I have to say that is the best drawing I have ever done of John Wetton.

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

Useful to know where they keep it

I like the way this one turned out

Don’t cry Billy.

I love how this one turned out!

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

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D’ire

D’ire, D’abominable, D’abysmal – this is all too D’easy. Bought in 1991, when I was old enough to know better … Continue reading D’ire

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