Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

Jessica Curry Everybodys Gone To The Rapture 01

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

Love cities at night – spot Floyd LP cover reference, somewhere to the right of mon famille.

Rush Hour

Daytime Pyro

She’s got …

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

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I like the way this one turned out

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

Mmm, conceptual

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

I’m quite proud of this one

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

Still life, with tissues

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

It’s mine, all mine

I’m rather proud of this one

I love how this one turned out!

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Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

It really was that blue waiting for them

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

You look so super

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

I like this one

I like the way this one turned out.

All for £2.50

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

Nice hair dudes !

Easter cake, made by me.

Replicas vs. Replicants

I’m very proud of this one

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 09a

Wife, daughter and dog

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

All kneel and worship!

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

Don’t cry Billy.

Some famous clock thing

Possibly a metaphor type thing

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

Note: Obligatory beard

Useful to know where they keep it

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

Time for our William Tell act

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 07

It doesn’t get any better than this!

The first picture I ever took for 1537

Rural Virginia, yesterday

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

Saturday night chez-1537

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

Roll Up !!

I’m inordinately proud of this one

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

My shed’s on fire with rock and roll!

Paul’s bedroom

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

Moss!! Moss!!

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

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