Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

I’m rather proud of this one

Click to read properly

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

Paul’s bedroom

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 07

Useful to know where they keep it

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

She’s got …

I’m inordinately proud of this one

Moss!! Moss!!

All kneel and worship!

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

Saturday night chez-1537

I like the way this one turned out

Easter cake, made by me.

You look so super

Some famous clock thing

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 09a

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

Rush Hour

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

It really was that blue waiting for them

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

Mmm, conceptual

I love how this one turned out!

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

It doesn’t get any better than this!

Don’t cry Billy.

It’s mine, all mine

Still life, with tissues

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

Wife, daughter and dog

Love cities at night – spot Floyd LP cover reference, somewhere to the right of mon famille.

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

Replicas vs. Replicants

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

Possibly a metaphor type thing

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

All for £2.50

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

Time for our William Tell act

Nice hair dudes !

I’m very proud of this one

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

Roll Up !!

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

Rural Virginia, yesterday

I like the way this one turned out.

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

I like this one

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

Daytime Pyro

I’m quite proud of this one

The first picture I ever took for 1537

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