Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

I’m quite proud of this one

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

Note: Obligatory beard

I’m inordinately proud of this one

Wife, daughter and dog

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

My shed’s on fire with rock and roll!

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

I like this one

It doesn’t get any better than this!

Rush Hour

It really was that blue waiting for them

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

Time for our William Tell act

Roll Up !!

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

Easter cake, made by me.

All for £2.50

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

All kneel and worship!

I’m very proud of this one

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

The first picture I ever took for 1537

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

Rural Virginia, yesterday

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

Daytime Pyro

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

Nice hair dudes !

Click to read properly

Replicas vs. Replicants

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

Paul’s bedroom

Still life, with tissues

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

Jessica Curry Everybodys Gone To The Rapture 01

Saturday night chez-1537

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

Mmm, conceptual

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

I love how this one turned out!

Possibly a metaphor type thing

It’s mine, all mine

Some famous clock thing

Don’t cry Billy.

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

Love cities at night – spot Floyd LP cover reference, somewhere to the right of mon famille.

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

I like the way this one turned out

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

I like the way this one turned out.

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

Moss!! Moss!!

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 09a

You look so super

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 07

She’s got …

I’m rather proud of this one

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

Useful to know where they keep it

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