I love how this one turned out!

Time for our William Tell act

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

Roll Up !!

I’m quite proud of this one

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

I like the way this one turned out.

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

It really was that blue waiting for them

I’m inordinately proud of this one

Don’t cry Billy.

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

Useful to know where they keep it

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

Note: Obligatory beard

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

It doesn’t get any better than this!

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

Rural Virginia, yesterday

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

Nice hair dudes !

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

Daytime Pyro

She’s got …

Love cities at night – spot Floyd LP cover reference, somewhere to the right of mon famille.

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

The first picture I ever took for 1537

Replicas vs. Replicants

Too much unbridled hedonism can do this to you

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

My shed’s on fire with rock and roll!

Saturday night chez-1537

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

Click to read properly

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

All kneel and worship!

Moss!! Moss!!

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

Wife, daughter and dog

All for £2.50

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 09a

Mmm, conceptual

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

Possibly a metaphor type thing

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

Paul’s bedroom

I’m very proud of this one

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

Easter cake, made by me.

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

Still life, with tissues

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

You look so super

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

Jessica Curry Everybodys Gone To The Rapture 01

Some famous clock thing

I like this one

It’s mine, all mine

Rush Hour

I like the way this one turned out

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 07

I’m rather proud of this one

My attempt at doing a Mapplethorpe

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

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