All for £2.50

Paul’s bedroom

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

Some famous clock thing

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

Click to read properly

Nice hair dudes !

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

Daytime Pyro

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

Don’t cry Billy.

I like the way this one turned out.

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

Note: Obligatory beard

Easter cake, made by me.

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

Wife, daughter and dog

Replicas vs. Replicants

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

I’m inordinately proud of this one

I’m very proud of this one

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

Mmm, conceptual

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 09a

I love how this one turned out!

It’s mine, all mine

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

Still life, with tissues

Saturday night chez-1537

It doesn’t get any better than this!

I like the way this one turned out

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

Moss!! Moss!!

It really was that blue waiting for them

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

Useful to know where they keep it

I’m rather proud of this one

Possibly a metaphor type thing

Jessica Curry Everybodys Gone To The Rapture 01

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

Roll Up !!

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

You look so super

I’m quite proud of this one

All kneel and worship!

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

Time for our William Tell act

Rural Virginia, yesterday

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

My shed’s on fire with rock and roll!

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 07

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

Love cities at night – spot Floyd LP cover reference, somewhere to the right of mon famille.

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

She’s got …

Rush Hour

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

The first picture I ever took for 1537

I like this one

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