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Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

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Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

Saturday night chez-1537

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

Possibly a metaphor type thing

It’s mine, all mine

Mmm, conceptual

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 09a

Wife, daughter and dog

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

It doesn’t get any better than this!

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

I love how this one turned out!

Roll Up !!

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

All kneel and worship!

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

Easter cake, made by me.

Nice hair dudes !

Rural Virginia, yesterday

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

I like this one

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

I like the way this one turned out

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 07

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

I’m quite proud of this one

Paul’s bedroom

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

Some famous clock thing

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

You look so super

All for £2.50

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

I’m inordinately proud of this one

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

I like the way this one turned out.

Replicas vs. Replicants

Don’t cry Billy.

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

Love cities at night – spot Floyd LP cover reference, somewhere to the right of mon famille.

Daytime Pyro

I’m rather proud of this one

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

Useful to know where they keep it

She’s got …

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

Moss!! Moss!!

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

It really was that blue waiting for them

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

The first picture I ever took for 1537

I’m very proud of this one

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

Time for our William Tell act

Rush Hour

Still life, with tissues

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