I like this one

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

Paul’s bedroom

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

I like the way this one turned out

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

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You look so super

Mmm, conceptual

Possibly a metaphor type thing

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

I’m quite proud of this one

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

Replicas vs. Replicants

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

Click to read properly

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I’m very proud of this one

Still life, with tissues

I like the way this one turned out.

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

It doesn’t get any better than this!

Rush Hour

Don’t cry Billy.

All for £2.50

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

I’m inordinately proud of this one

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

Some famous clock thing

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

Saturday night chez-1537

Daytime Pyro

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

Useful to know where they keep it

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

Easter cake, made by me.

I love how this one turned out!

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

The first picture I ever took for 1537

All kneel and worship!

It’s mine, all mine

Time for our William Tell act

Wife, daughter and dog

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

Moss!! Moss!!

Rural Virginia, yesterday

I’m rather proud of this one

She’s got …

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

It really was that blue waiting for them

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

Nice hair dudes !

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

Roll Up !!

Love cities at night – spot Floyd LP cover reference, somewhere to the right of mon famille.

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