Possibly a metaphor type thing

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

It really was that blue waiting for them

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

Time for our William Tell act

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

She’s got …

Mmm, conceptual

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 09a

Saturday night chez-1537

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

Wife, daughter and dog

Some famous clock thing

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

Still life, with tissues

It’s mine, all mine

Jessica Curry Everybodys Gone To The Rapture 01

The first picture I ever took for 1537

I’m very proud of this one

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

Moss!! Moss!!

Nice hair dudes !

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

Useful to know where they keep it

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

I’m quite proud of this one

You look so super

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

I like this one

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

All kneel and worship!

I like the way this one turned out

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

Click to read properly

Roll Up !!

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

I love how this one turned out!

All for £2.50

Replicas vs. Replicants

Love cities at night – spot Floyd LP cover reference, somewhere to the right of mon famille.

My shed’s on fire with rock and roll!

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

I like the way this one turned out.

It doesn’t get any better than this!

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 07

Rural Virginia, yesterday

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

Daytime Pyro

Rush Hour

Easter cake, made by me.

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

I’m inordinately proud of this one

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

I’m rather proud of this one

Note: Obligatory beard

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

Don’t cry Billy.

Paul’s bedroom

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