The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

All for £2.50

Paul’s bedroom

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My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

Mmm, conceptual

I’m quite proud of this one

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

Daytime Pyro

Still life, with tissues

The first picture I ever took for 1537

All kneel and worship!

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

Moss!! Moss!!

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

Love cities at night – spot Floyd LP cover reference, somewhere to the right of mon famille.

I like this one

Replicas vs. Replicants

I’m very proud of this one

It doesn’t get any better than this!

I’m inordinately proud of this one

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

Wife, daughter and dog

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

Don’t cry Billy.

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

You look so super

I like the way this one turned out.

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

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With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

I like the way this one turned out

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

Rush Hour

Nice hair dudes !

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

Rural Virginia, yesterday

I love how this one turned out!

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

Roll Up !!

Easter cake, made by me.

Click to read properly

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

Some famous clock thing

Useful to know where they keep it

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

Possibly a metaphor type thing

She’s got …

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

Saturday night chez-1537

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

It’s mine, all mine

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

I’m rather proud of this one

Time for our William Tell act

It really was that blue waiting for them

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

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