Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

Some famous clock thing

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

The first picture I ever took for 1537

It really was that blue waiting for them

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

Still life, with tissues

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

I love how this one turned out!

I like the way this one turned out

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I like the way this one turned out.

I’m very proud of this one

Wife, daughter and dog

It’s mine, all mine

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

I’m quite proud of this one

You look so super

Mmm, conceptual

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

Easter cake, made by me.

Don’t cry Billy.

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

Moss!! Moss!!

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

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Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

Love cities at night – spot Floyd LP cover reference, somewhere to the right of mon famille.

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

Paul’s bedroom

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

Useful to know where they keep it

Replicas vs. Replicants

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

Nice hair dudes !

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

It doesn’t get any better than this!

All kneel and worship!

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

Saturday night chez-1537

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

Click to read properly

Possibly a metaphor type thing

Rush Hour

I like this one

I’m inordinately proud of this one

All for £2.50

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

Time for our William Tell act

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

Rural Virginia, yesterday

I’m rather proud of this one

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

Roll Up !!

Daytime Pyro

She’s got …

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

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