The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

She’s got …

Jessica Curry Everybodys Gone To The Rapture 01

Mmm, conceptual

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

Click to read properly

Note: Obligatory beard

Rural Virginia, yesterday

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

All kneel and worship!

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

Some famous clock thing

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

It really was that blue waiting for them

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 07

My shed’s on fire with rock and roll!

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

Moss!! Moss!!

Love cities at night – spot Floyd LP cover reference, somewhere to the right of mon famille.

Time for our William Tell act

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

Replicas vs. Replicants

Easter cake, made by me.

I like the way this one turned out.

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

I’m very proud of this one

I love how this one turned out!

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

I like this one

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

I’m inordinately proud of this one

I’m rather proud of this one

Rush Hour

Saturday night chez-1537

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

Paul’s bedroom

Nice hair dudes !

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

Possibly a metaphor type thing

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

I like the way this one turned out

Useful to know where they keep it

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 09a

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

Wife, daughter and dog

It doesn’t get any better than this!

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

You look so super

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

Don’t cry Billy.

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

Roll Up !!

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

It’s mine, all mine

All for £2.50

I’m quite proud of this one

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

The first picture I ever took for 1537

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

Daytime Pyro

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

Still life, with tissues

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

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