An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

I’m quite proud of this one

Rural Virginia, yesterday

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

It doesn’t get any better than this!

Moss!! Moss!!

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

I’m very proud of this one

I’m inordinately proud of this one

Daytime Pyro

Easter cake, made by me.

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

You look so super

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 07

It really was that blue waiting for them

I like the way this one turned out.

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

I like the way this one turned out

Useful to know where they keep it

Rush Hour

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

Saturday night chez-1537

All for £2.50

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 09a

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

I love how this one turned out!

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

Wife, daughter and dog

Paul’s bedroom

Time for our William Tell act

I like this one

The first picture I ever took for 1537

Still life, with tissues

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

Nice hair dudes !

All kneel and worship!

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

Mmm, conceptual

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

I’m rather proud of this one

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

Replicas vs. Replicants

Possibly a metaphor type thing

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

Click to read properly

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

Some famous clock thing

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

It’s mine, all mine

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

Don’t cry Billy.

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

Roll Up !!

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

Love cities at night – spot Floyd LP cover reference, somewhere to the right of mon famille.

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

She’s got …

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

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