Don’t cry Billy.

Easter cake, made by me.

Rush Hour

Click to read properly

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

The first picture I ever took for 1537

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

Gotta dig that Tuscan geometry. San Gimignano.

Useful to know where they keep it

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

Wife, daughter and dog

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

All kneel and worship!

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

I’m quite proud of this one

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

Rural Virginia, yesterday

Replicas vs. Replicants

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

I’m very proud of this one

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

It’s mine, all mine

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

Daytime Pyro

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

Still life, with tissues

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

I love how this one turned out!

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

I’m rather proud of this one

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

I like the way this one turned out

She’s got …

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

Mmm, conceptual

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

Possibly a metaphor type thing

It really was that blue waiting for them

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

Saturday night chez-1537

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

I like this one

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

It doesn’t get any better than this!

Roll Up !!

I like the way this one turned out.

So shiny and difficult to photograph, i took matters into my own hands and made my own – using my awesome creative skillz! I have to say that is the best drawing I have ever done of John Wetton.

Some famous clock thing

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

Moss!! Moss!!

You look so super

All for £2.50

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

Christmas lights seem to have turned the fireplace in my front room into a terrifying pagan altar – maybe that’s the true meaning of Christmas?

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

Time for our William Tell act

I’m inordinately proud of this one

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Four Hundred And Eighty-Seven Thousand Times

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