Rush Hour

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

Useful to know where they keep it

All kneel and worship!

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

Click to read properly

It doesn’t get any better than this!

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

Wife, daughter and dog

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

The first picture I ever took for 1537

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

Daytime Pyro

My shed’s on fire with rock and roll!

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

It really was that blue waiting for them

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

Time for our William Tell act

Note: Obligatory beard

Love cities at night – spot Floyd LP cover reference, somewhere to the right of mon famille.

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

Rural Virginia, yesterday

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 07

I’m very proud of this one

It’s mine, all mine

Nice hair dudes !

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

Replicas vs. Replicants

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 09a

Jessica Curry Everybodys Gone To The Rapture 01

Still life, with tissues

You look so super

Roll Up !!

I’m quite proud of this one

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

Moss!! Moss!!

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

I’m inordinately proud of this one

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

I’m rather proud of this one

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

Saturday night chez-1537

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

Possibly a metaphor type thing

I like this one

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

Some famous clock thing

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

Easter cake, made by me.

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

I love how this one turned out!

I like the way this one turned out

I like the way this one turned out.

All for £2.50

Paul’s bedroom

Mmm, conceptual

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

She’s got …

Don’t cry Billy.

Music, Record collecting, The Pursuit of Happiness

Four Hundred And Eighty-Seven Thousand Times

I’m looking for someone that I can play with I don’t care if she’s skinny, I don’t care if she’s … Continue reading Four Hundred And Eighty-Seven Thousand Times

Music, Record collecting, The Pursuit of Happiness, TPOH, Vinyl

The Girls Just Think I’m Icky

What is the most relentlessly sex-obsessed LP in your collection? I hear you all ask, well it’s not Faster Pussycat, or Prince, it’s … Continue reading The Girls Just Think I’m Icky