…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

Still life, with tissues

It really was that blue waiting for them

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

Rush Hour

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

Moss!! Moss!!

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

Don’t cry Billy.

I’m very proud of this one

Some famous clock thing

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

Roll Up !!

Saturday night chez-1537

I like this one

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

Mmm, conceptual

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 07

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

Daytime Pyro

Rural Virginia, yesterday

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

Useful to know where they keep it

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

I like the way this one turned out

Wife, daughter and dog

She’s got …

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

Time for our William Tell act

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

I like the way this one turned out.

Easter cake, made by me.

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

Replicas vs. Replicants

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

All kneel and worship!

Possibly a metaphor type thing

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

You look so super

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

It’s mine, all mine

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

I’m inordinately proud of this one

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

Nice hair dudes !

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

The first picture I ever took for 1537

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

All for £2.50

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

I love how this one turned out!

It doesn’t get any better than this!

Love cities at night – spot Floyd LP cover reference, somewhere to the right of mon famille.

I’m rather proud of this one

I’m quite proud of this one

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

Paul’s bedroom

Click to read properly

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 09a

Boss Hog, Indie, Music, Record collecting

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