Easter cake, made by me.

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

It’s mine, all mine

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 09a

Paul’s bedroom

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

Possibly a metaphor type thing

Still life, with tissues

Useful to know where they keep it

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 07

You look so super

I like this one

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

I’m inordinately proud of this one

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

Some famous clock thing

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

Love cities at night – spot Floyd LP cover reference, somewhere to the right of mon famille.

It really was that blue waiting for them

Roll Up !!

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

Daytime Pyro

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

Saturday night chez-1537

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

It doesn’t get any better than this!

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

Nice hair dudes !

Click to read properly

Replicas vs. Replicants

She’s got …

I’m very proud of this one

Wife, daughter and dog

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

Rural Virginia, yesterday

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

I like the way this one turned out.

All for £2.50

The first picture I ever took for 1537

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

Don’t cry Billy.

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

Jessica Curry Everybodys Gone To The Rapture 01

I’m rather proud of this one

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

Moss!! Moss!!

I’m quite proud of this one

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

I love how this one turned out!

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

I like the way this one turned out

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

All kneel and worship!

Rush Hour

My shed’s on fire with rock and roll!

Note: Obligatory beard

Mmm, conceptual

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

Time for our William Tell act

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

Boss Hog, Indie, Music, Record collecting

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