Wife, daughter and dog

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

I’m very proud of this one

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

Still life, with tissues

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

Moss!! Moss!!

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

All kneel and worship!

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

Rural Virginia, yesterday

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

It really was that blue waiting for them

I like the way this one turned out

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

She’s got …

Jessica Curry Everybodys Gone To The Rapture 01

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 09a

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

Time for our William Tell act

I like the way this one turned out.

Don’t cry Billy.

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

It doesn’t get any better than this!

All for £2.50

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 07

Saturday night chez-1537

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

My shed’s on fire with rock and roll!

Click to read properly

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

The first picture I ever took for 1537

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

You look so super

I’m inordinately proud of this one

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

Nice hair dudes !

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

Mmm, conceptual

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

Love cities at night – spot Floyd LP cover reference, somewhere to the right of mon famille.

I like this one

Useful to know where they keep it

I’m rather proud of this one

Daytime Pyro

Paul’s bedroom

Possibly a metaphor type thing

Rush Hour

It’s mine, all mine

Roll Up !!

Note: Obligatory beard

Easter cake, made by me.

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

I’m quite proud of this one

I love how this one turned out!

Some famous clock thing

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