The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

Rural Virginia, yesterday

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

Daytime Pyro

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

Easter cake, made by me.

I’m quite proud of this one

Saturday night chez-1537

Note: Obligatory beard

You look so super

I’m very proud of this one

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

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Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

It really was that blue waiting for them

The first picture I ever took for 1537

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

Rush Hour

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

It doesn’t get any better than this!

Click to read properly

All kneel and worship!

I like the way this one turned out.

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

Don’t cry Billy.

I’m rather proud of this one

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

I love how this one turned out!

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

Roll Up !!

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

Moss!! Moss!!

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

My shed’s on fire with rock and roll!

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

Some famous clock thing

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

Replicas vs. Replicants

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

I like the way this one turned out

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

Still life, with tissues

Useful to know where they keep it

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

I’m inordinately proud of this one

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

Time for our William Tell act

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

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All for £2.50

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

Paul’s bedroom

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

I like this one

She’s got …

Love cities at night – spot Floyd LP cover reference, somewhere to the right of mon famille.

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

It’s mine, all mine

Mmm, conceptual

Wife, daughter and dog

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Possibly a metaphor type thing

Nice hair dudes !

Billy Childish, Thee Headcoatees, Vinyl

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