I like this one

I’m quite proud of this one

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

All kneel and worship!

Paul’s bedroom

Daytime Pyro

Roll Up !!

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

Rush Hour

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

Useful to know where they keep it

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

I love how this one turned out!

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

Nice hair dudes !

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

Moss!! Moss!!

I like the way this one turned out.

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

I like the way this one turned out

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

Don’t cry Billy.

Wife, daughter and dog

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

All for £2.50

Possibly a metaphor type thing

I’m inordinately proud of this one

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

Still life, with tissues

Rural Virginia, yesterday

Mmm, conceptual

Time for our William Tell act

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

She’s got …

Love cities at night – spot Floyd LP cover reference, somewhere to the right of mon famille.

It really was that blue waiting for them

Replicas vs. Replicants

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

Click to read properly

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

I’m very proud of this one

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

It’s mine, all mine

You look so super

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 09a

Some famous clock thing

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 07

I’m rather proud of this one

It doesn’t get any better than this!

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

Easter cake, made by me.

Saturday night chez-1537

The first picture I ever took for 1537

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

Billy Childish, Thee Headcoatees, Vinyl

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