I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

Easter cake, made by me.

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

Roll Up !!

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

Still life, with tissues

Moss!! Moss!!

It really was that blue waiting for them

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

All for £2.50

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

Time for our William Tell act

I’m inordinately proud of this one

You look so super

The first picture I ever took for 1537

I like the way this one turned out.

Rural Virginia, yesterday

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

It’s mine, all mine

Wife, daughter and dog

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

She’s got …

I like the way this one turned out

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

Mmm, conceptual

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

Possibly a metaphor type thing

So shiny and difficult to photograph, i took matters into my own hands and made my own – using my awesome creative skillz! I have to say that is the best drawing I have ever done of John Wetton.

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

Saturday night chez-1537

Christmas lights seem to have turned the fireplace in my front room into a terrifying pagan altar – maybe that’s the true meaning of Christmas?

I’m quite proud of this one

I’m rather proud of this one

Daytime Pyro

Click to read properly

I’m very proud of this one

Replicas vs. Replicants

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

Rush Hour

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

I like this one

It doesn’t get any better than this!

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

Useful to know where they keep it

Gotta dig that Tuscan geometry. San Gimignano.

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

All kneel and worship!

Some famous clock thing

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

I love how this one turned out!

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

Don’t cry Billy.

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

Bill Bailey, Culture, Games, Munchkin, Self-indulgent nonsense

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