You look so super

I like this one

She’s got …

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

Still life, with tissues

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

Possibly a metaphor type thing

I love how this one turned out!

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

Click to read properly

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

Saturday night chez-1537

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

It doesn’t get any better than this!

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

I’m inordinately proud of this one

Nice hair dudes !

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

The first picture I ever took for 1537

Mmm, conceptual

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

I like the way this one turned out

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

I’m quite proud of this one

I’m very proud of this one

Paul’s bedroom

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 09a

All for £2.50

Rural Virginia, yesterday

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

Wife, daughter and dog

It really was that blue waiting for them

Don’t cry Billy.

Rush Hour

Useful to know where they keep it

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

Love cities at night – spot Floyd LP cover reference, somewhere to the right of mon famille.

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

Moss!! Moss!!

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

Easter cake, made by me.

Roll Up !!

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

It’s mine, all mine

Some famous clock thing

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

I like the way this one turned out.

I’m rather proud of this one

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

Time for our William Tell act

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

All kneel and worship!

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 07

Daytime Pyro

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

Replicas vs. Replicants

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

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