Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

I like the way this one turned out.

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

Click to read properly

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

Still life, with tissues

Moss!! Moss!!

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

All for £2.50

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

Roll Up !!

It really was that blue waiting for them

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

I’m rather proud of this one

Mmm, conceptual

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

All kneel and worship!

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

Some famous clock thing

The first picture I ever took for 1537

Christmas lights seem to have turned the fireplace in my front room into a terrifying pagan altar – maybe that’s the true meaning of Christmas?

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

So shiny and difficult to photograph, i took matters into my own hands and made my own – using my awesome creative skillz! I have to say that is the best drawing I have ever done of John Wetton.

I love how this one turned out!

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

Wife, daughter and dog

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

Rush Hour

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

I like this one

Rural Virginia, yesterday

Replicas vs. Replicants

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

I’m very proud of this one

You look so super

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

Saturday night chez-1537

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

Gotta dig that Tuscan geometry. San Gimignano.

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

Easter cake, made by me.

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

Don’t cry Billy.

Daytime Pyro

She’s got …

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

Useful to know where they keep it

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

Possibly a metaphor type thing

Time for our William Tell act

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

It’s mine, all mine

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

It doesn’t get any better than this!

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

I like the way this one turned out

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

I’m inordinately proud of this one

I’m quite proud of this one

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

Kids, The Buzzys

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