Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

I love how this one turned out!

Roll Up !!

Rush Hour

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

Note: Obligatory beard

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

Some famous clock thing

I’m quite proud of this one

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

Moss!! Moss!!

Don’t cry Billy.

Useful to know where they keep it

All kneel and worship!

It’s mine, all mine

I like the way this one turned out

Click to read properly

Possibly a metaphor type thing

Nice hair dudes !

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

Wife, daughter and dog

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 07

Paul’s bedroom

Replicas vs. Replicants

Saturday night chez-1537

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

I like this one

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

My shed’s on fire with rock and roll!

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

Jessica Curry Everybodys Gone To The Rapture 01

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

Time for our William Tell act

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

It really was that blue waiting for them

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

The first picture I ever took for 1537

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 09a

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

It doesn’t get any better than this!

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

I’m rather proud of this one

I’m inordinately proud of this one

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

Daytime Pyro

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

Rural Virginia, yesterday

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

I’m very proud of this one

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

Still life, with tissues

She’s got …

All for £2.50

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

Mmm, conceptual

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

Love cities at night – spot Floyd LP cover reference, somewhere to the right of mon famille.

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

You look so super

I like the way this one turned out.

Easter cake, made by me.

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

Kids, The Buzzys

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