An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

I like the way this one turned out

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

Useful to know where they keep it

She’s got …

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

All for £2.50

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Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

Some famous clock thing

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

Nice hair dudes !

Time for our William Tell act

Don’t cry Billy.

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

Roll Up !!

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

Easter cake, made by me.

Replicas vs. Replicants

Wife, daughter and dog

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

The first picture I ever took for 1537

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

It doesn’t get any better than this!

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

I’m quite proud of this one

Mmm, conceptual

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

I love how this one turned out!

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

I’m very proud of this one

Saturday night chez-1537

I’m rather proud of this one

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

Paul’s bedroom

Possibly a metaphor type thing

Still life, with tissues

All kneel and worship!

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

You look so super

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

It’s mine, all mine

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

Daytime Pyro

Rush Hour

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I like this one

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

I like the way this one turned out.

It really was that blue waiting for them

Rural Virginia, yesterday

Moss!! Moss!!

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

Love cities at night – spot Floyd LP cover reference, somewhere to the right of mon famille.

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

I’m inordinately proud of this one

Click to read properly

Kids, The Buzzys

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