With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

I’m inordinately proud of this one

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

Saturday night chez-1537

Roll Up !!

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

All kneel and worship!

The first picture I ever took for 1537

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

Click to read properly

Rural Virginia, yesterday

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

Wife, daughter and dog

I like the way this one turned out

Moss!! Moss!!

Time for our William Tell act

Paul’s bedroom

Possibly a metaphor type thing

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 07

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

You look so super

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 09a

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

All for £2.50

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

Some famous clock thing

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

I like this one

Replicas vs. Replicants

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

Nice hair dudes !

Daytime Pyro

She’s got …

It’s mine, all mine

I’m rather proud of this one

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

Rush Hour

I love how this one turned out!

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

Love cities at night – spot Floyd LP cover reference, somewhere to the right of mon famille.

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

I like the way this one turned out.

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

Mmm, conceptual

It really was that blue waiting for them

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

Useful to know where they keep it

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

Easter cake, made by me.

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

I’m quite proud of this one

Still life, with tissues

Don’t cry Billy.

It doesn’t get any better than this!

I’m very proud of this one

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

Kids, The Buzzys

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