My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

The first picture I ever took for 1537

She’s got …

Rural Virginia, yesterday

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

Rush Hour

Don’t cry Billy.

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

You look so super

It’s mine, all mine

Click to read properly

Jessica Curry Everybodys Gone To The Rapture 01

Love cities at night – spot Floyd LP cover reference, somewhere to the right of mon famille.

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

Moss!! Moss!!

Note: Obligatory beard

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

Mmm, conceptual

Time for our William Tell act

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 07

Useful to know where they keep it

I like the way this one turned out

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

I’m rather proud of this one

It really was that blue waiting for them

Some famous clock thing

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

It doesn’t get any better than this!

Fun Lovin Criminals Come Find Yourself 09a

Replicas vs. Replicants

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

Still life, with tissues

Roll Up !!

Possibly a metaphor type thing

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

Daytime Pyro

I’m quite proud of this one

I’m inordinately proud of this one

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

I like this one

I love how this one turned out!

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

Saturday night chez-1537

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

My shed’s on fire with rock and roll!

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

Nice hair dudes !

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

All kneel and worship!

Easter cake, made by me.

All for £2.50

I like the way this one turned out.

Paul’s bedroom

I’m very proud of this one

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

Wife, daughter and dog

Lowrider, Music, Nebula, Record collecting, Stoner rock

Dawn Of The Gnomes

After a couple of records I’ve been a bit diffident about* let’s get back on board the Enthusiasm Express, calling all … Continue reading Dawn Of The Gnomes