Nature’s nice and stuff, but it’s no 1200 word review of an obscure hardcore LP, is it?

Rush Hour

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Replicas vs. Replicants

Easter cake, made by me.

Don’t cry Billy.

Lego just don’t do suitable Hendrix hair; shame on them.

It doesn’t get any better than this!

All for £2.50

Hmm, a black disc with white circles … interesting

Text from ‘The Priest … in all its ambiguity

Love cities at night – spot Floyd LP cover reference, somewhere to the right of mon famille.

This may be the single greatest thing I have ever done in my life.

I like the way this one turned out

I can now die happy, my work is done. (Even my son was impressed by this).

Still life, with tissues

Click to read properly

Priest … Live !!! (maybe)

All kneel and worship!

Really arty photo, to show off my mad camera skillz and sensitivite, creative nature (chicks love that)

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Wife, daughter and dog

Poison Ivy channelling her inner Norma Desmond

I’m inordinately proud of this one

I like the way this one turned out.

You look so super

Click to read properly, without straining your eyes.

My beloved Sgt Pepper mill

…and the last thing I heard was a muttered word …

Rural Virginia, yesterday

The Lego thrash metal minifigures are really starting to pay off for me now

It really was that blue waiting for them

Much careful deliberation went into this drivel you’re about to read

I like this one

Time for our William Tell act

Anyone up for a nice country walk?

I’m very proud of this one

Owls? I’ll give you F*^&#”G owls!!

The first picture I ever took for 1537

I’m rather proud of this one

Paul’s bedroom

It’s mine, all mine

Hilarious visual joke, ahoy!

Walking the dog this morning, I haven’t messed about with the colours at all – I love that winter light!

Mmm, conceptual

Saturday night chez-1537

Thom Yorke takes part in a 1537 advertising campaign

The mute that sang the siren’s what?!

Some famous clock thing

You have to love those Y-fronts! (and Lego-based censorship)

You’ve got a friend in me (da da da da daa)

Grim urban reality#1: Packs of rabid feral dogs

I love this – almost Eddie circa: Somewhere In Time.

Destined to cause a bit of a stir on Antiques Roadshow in 2031

Roll Up !!

My friend Paul had a boom box just like this – I was so jealous.

With this first commission under my belt, I can see a whole new career opening up for me …

Possibly a metaphor type thing

My work on this earth is done. I shall now ascend.

Moss!! Moss!!

An iconic image for our times, and some Beatles.

I love how this one turned out!

Every time you listen to Poison Idea you make a pixie cry

I’m quite proud of this one

Don’t give me no lines and feed the panda yourself …

An attempt at fluffification of ‘Why D’ya Do it’ – a genuine imageof an alternative cover taken from the Antilles vaults

Nice hair dudes !

Useful to know where they keep it

Not photo-shopped – it’s balanced on a tray

The psychedelic trellis outside Mendips, probably responsible for inspiring all that stuff about submarines and walruses

Daytime Pyro

Sign of the times, mess with your mind

The astonishing 3D effect you can achieve by ‘hatting’ Mr Hayes

She’s got …

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Dawn Of The Gnomes

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