Ameobaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Often in times of emotional and political turmoil I reach for the sacred truth in music to carry me through and out of the darkness into the light.  I believe it was Bob Dylan who summed it up for us all when he sang:

Ameoba Ameoba Ameoba Ameoba
Ameoba Ameoba Ameoba Ameoba
Ameoba Ameoba Ameoba Ameoba
Ameoba Ameoba Ameoba Ameoba

Ameobaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Like he wished he did! Suck it up ancient Minnesotan dude! This is The Adolescents! They give me all the punk beans and juice I need tonight.  ‘Amoeba’ is my fave track on it too – just a great uncomplicated old school punk blast, melodic and fast as hell.  The hi-hat work by drummer Casey Royer is awesome and the guitar solos that Frank and Rikk Agnew peel off are straight rock and roll licks, slow it down a notch and any number of hard rockers would be queueing up to own this beauty.

Mutating out of the Orange County scene, three of ’em were in the early version of Social Distortion, The Adolescents spat out this game-changing LP in 1981 only a few months after the holy text that is Fresh Fruit For Rotting Vegetables and you could argue that the Adolescents had a wider-reaching effect and legacy than the Dead Kennedys, even.  The first wave of Californian bands had crashed against the shore and broken apart, not doing an awful lot visibly, but setting in train a fervid, fervent, ferollwing that would quickly become one of the great punk scenes.  The Adolescents rode this wave at an almost indecently young age – they actually look like adolescents* on the back cover, they cut The Adolescents in four days and then did the decent thing, effectively splitting up months later.

It took me years to track this little beggar down in the pre-internet age, I really can’t remember exactly where and how I heard about it but I remember wanting it a lot for years and finally getting my mitts on a copy in 2004.  I wasn’t disappointed.  By that time The Adolescents was being lauded as the root cause and blueprint for the So-Cal punk scene that swept all before it in the late 90’s. Okay so they aren’t the only progenitors of Green Day et. al but you listen to the barrelling, nasty ‘Creatures’ and tell me you can’t hear all the best bits of that band’s career in it; I like Green Day but I wish that they had borrowed a bit more of the snot and spite along with the chord progressions and melodies**.

From the opening drawling, let’s offend some folks, ‘I Hate Children’^, through their paeans to their own scene (‘Wrecking Crew’) and kiss offs to other regional scenes (‘L.A Girl’), the Adolescents charge head down at any target they can find; as well as doing that one about single-celled organisms.  It’s all great – I love the fast ones, the slightly slower, menacing ones and, hell just all of it.  The playing is anything but throwaway and, umm, adolescent.  The rhythm section of Steve Soto and Casey Royer are great, managing to sound drilled and on the money without sounding too rehearsed and the Agnew boys’ guitar lines are just huge^^, melodic punk rock at its’ best.  Add in Tony Cadena’s tone-perfect snotty/whiney/raspy vocals and the Adolescents were a real force to reckon with – I just really wish they’d been able to hold it all together for long enough to record a follow up to The Adolescents.  Ah well, some bands are just fireworks I guess.

Mind you they’d have found it hard to top their very own epic, ‘Kids From The Black Hole’, which at 5:27 is their ‘Stairway to Heaven’.  It’s at once a furious celebration and a lament for a punk house rented by Mike Ness (of Social Distortion) and a hang-out for all the young punks:

Messages and slogans are the primary decor
History’s recorded in a clutter on the floor
Inhabitants that searched the grounds for roaches or spare change
Another night of chaos is so easy to arrange

I love the way ‘Kids …’ starts with a few sad lines mourning its’ passing, everything good fades and ends folks – before the band tear into documenting the chaos and debauchery within.  Overall though its as subtle as a nick in the kuts, a great churning pile-on of a track.  Tremendous fun.

So what I’m saying is that The Adolescents is a great, fun, angry LP – just the way I like ’em and it makes me feel better, briefly, about the state of the world I have to live in.

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*I like this level of band naming simplicity and honesty, unlike, for example Children of Bodom who aren’t children, or the Black Crowes who disappoint me daily by being really caucasian and not crow(e)s, at all in any way.  And don’t get me started on Blind Melon!!

**contains the TOTALLY adolescent lines (Stop reading now please ladies and tend to your knitting/other domestic tasks) ‘The chicks are hot and full of cheers / They say “no” so I jerk white tears’.

^I far prefer their mooted sequel ‘I Hate Baby Seal Pups Too’ and the demoed-but-never-recorded pair of, ‘Ewoks Can Just Fuck Off’ and ‘Cushions? As If!’

^^the fast, jagged soloing on ‘No Friends’ is worth the price of admission alone.